thecomfortador:

#Olenna Tyrell #at the Purple Wedding

brokeyourstupidcrap:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

As funny as this is, if you engage in any sort of penetrative sex, you still need a condom to protect against STD’s. So yeah, lesbians and asexuals ROCK ON! But everyone else should be fucking panicking. 

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(Source: dailystews)

posted 4 hours ago with 253,474 notes
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magic-fantasy-life:

scorpio-tales:

electricrain:

columnnotes:

sktagg23:

I am SICK and TIRED of people objecting to seeing women using their breasts for what they are actually for. BREASTFEEDING IS NOT VULGAR OR OBSCENE.

I support breastfeeding all the way, even if it is in public.

And the award winning one:

THIS. THIS. THIS/

OMG THIS

posted 4 hours ago with 250,611 notes
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morgrana:

spoken-not-written:

"im on a diet" i whisper as i order 3 pizzas, 25 burgers and 7 dead corpses

one of these is not like the others

posted 4 hours ago with 3,445 notes
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(Source: superquadbass)

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lindsaychrist:

avril lavignes hello kitty video was deleted from youtube and then billboard posted this 

image

posted 4 hours ago with 30,610 notes
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wilwheaton:

labyrinth-of-butts:

pixelatedlovesongs:

generic-scrubnoob:

pixelatedlovesongs:

I played with a baby wallaroo this morning

ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !

So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?

Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.

If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.

How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.

Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.

Ooooooo shiiiiiit that reply tho

BOOM.

posted 4 hours ago with 81,002 notes
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minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

posted 4 hours ago with 57,986 notes
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(Source: notpartoftheplan)

posted 4 hours ago with 1,275 notes
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walk-the-ocean-floor:

THIS IS WAY TOO PERFECT FOR IT TO BE A COINCIDENCE WHAT THE FUCK

posted 4 hours ago with 310,175 notes
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adorablesleep:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

This isn’t just for girls yo

posted 4 hours ago with 237,448 notes
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tinalikesbutts:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

posted 4 hours ago with 81,165 notes
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Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

posted 4 hours ago with 36,402 notes
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imkirby:

Laverne Cox should play Wonder Woman

(Source: nerrrdstark)

districtcapaldi