pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.
I really like it when kid’s movies do this sort of thing and manage to make it seem natural and not at all forced to be like “edgy” or whatever.
Fun fact: the days of and surrounding menstruation are the days that women have higher levels of testosterone (and lower estrogen) than any other time of the month.
So if ladies are too crazy to be in charge of, say, a country because ewwww periods… So are men.
Post-menopausal women are actually the most stable, hormonally. So let’s go elect Elizabeth Warren, shall we?(via crhodey)
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
fuck that chris evans guy
have you ever had a sex dream about someone you don’t particularly like and woke up like
People keep speculating about whether we’ll get bucky cap or sam cap after chris evans leaves the franchise and I’m just imagining steve standing in front of both of them and saying ‘two beautiful men stand before me but I’m only holding one photo in my hands. That photo represents the man who is still on the running towards becoming america’s next top captain. I will only call one name. The man I do not call must immediately come and hug me because I still love you both more than anything in the world’
somebody DO SOMETHING
i’ve added this before but this is the most important story that i have
this was published in the vancouver sun like 2 years ago, and i remember reading the paper after class while my sister was watching tv or something, and i burst out laughing when i read the headline. and so im tell her to look, and show her the article and she says “what’s a rim job” and my dad looked up at me and we held eye contact for like. a whole minute and we just had a terrible moment where he knew that i knew what a rim job was, and i knew that he knew what a rim job was and now that’s a reality that we have to face together
that commentary was beautiful
FOR GODS SAKE HELP
boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans
And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves
Please!!! I encourage anyone who follows me or sees this to sign this petition. My city is under a lot of distress right now for this wrongful doing. Here is the link to sign the petition… https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/mike-brown-law-requires-all-state-county-and-local-police-wear-camera/8tlS5czf
see this makes more sense, change.org wouldn’t do shit but here the government HAS to look at it
your words no longer mean anything to me
no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed
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