Once we found a baby dove outside. It could barely fly, and it was getting dark, so we were worried that our neighbor’s cat would get it. So we took it inside, put it in a shoebox with some rags and water in it, and let it stay the night. The very next morning when we released it, its mother flew down instantly. The baby started chirping and ran over to her, then jumped all over her as if it was trying to hug her or something. (I think it might’ve been really hungry.)
Anyway, yeah—the baby had been in our house for hours, and the mother still didn’t reject it even though the baby was covered in our scent.
im pretty sure i made a post about this before but this is important information
remember guys if you find a bby bird try to get it back to its nest or if its a fledgling close enough for its parents to reach it!!
Gary’s Sex Tips #1002
If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!
trying to get your friends to watch a show you like
do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just
I SENT ORLANDO A FANMAIL SAYING “orlando, tell the truth: do you write sleepy hollow fanfiction? because you should.”
THIS IS THE RESPONSE I JUST GOT
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO, SLEEPY HOLLOW FANDOM
GO FORTH AND FIND TROLLANDO
OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T BREATHE
Oh good lord
It’s probably Ichabbie crack!fic.
Jim Crow 2.0
nothing’s changed. it’s just evolved.
devil stay pulling tricks.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE SLYTHERIN FOUNDER WEARING THIS DRESS?
HE COULD SO PULL OFF THAT DRESS!
If only we knew a pushover who’s easy to deceive, who’d jump right on board if you said the right thing …
In the book it says that the people living around the Lonely Mountain referred to Smaug “with a curse and an ominous nod in the direction of the Mountain” and I just pictured Bard nodding solemnly towards the Mountain and whispering “motherfucker”
Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"
-Neil Gaiman on Coraline